Saturday, February 12, 2011

Dog Has Pink Mucus In Her Feces

Campaign for the Protection of small gestures of affection

"My girlfriend and I we do not presents for Valentine's Day, because mica is no need to specify a party to get us a nice gesture, no? And then Valentine's Day has become just a commercial holiday. Me, my girlfriend, I prefer to make a surprise when it does not expect. So, any day ... "
Too bad that that day never comes .
Because that day will come when modern man does not have the head for his career, the realization of their dreams, changing light bulbs, the meetings of condominium, shopping, the accounts to bring back ... Both his wife / girlfriend / girlfriend is always there, right? And if you love you should understand. If he loves you must understand that, in all millemila that make up the second day, there is not one in which your thoughts go to her. Just not possible. You might also expect that, coming home at night, to pamper yourself a bit ', because you have worked, she will accept magnificence making you sit in front of the tv till it ends to prepare your favorite dish, because basically you deserve a bit' of healthy sleep, with no stress to you that nonsense, right?

For men, women are feminists who demand attention gassed to avoid like the plague, they exploit the poor with absurd claims: holidays in the Caribbean and diamond rings as big as onions.
will tell you a secret: carbonated feminists do exist, but are a tiny minority of women in the landscape and are usually equipped with special radar that points to the bank accounts of six zeros. Normal men can therefore be considered safe. Most women, including the absurd claim that advances, requires a very different kind of attention: unexpected a caress, a kiss of a sudden, a bottle of good wine and a toast for no reason .
operation cost € 10. Time invested: 10 minutes. You say, we can do?

It is inconceivable that we forget these small details, that throughout a whole day there is not time for that. Without these healthy and genuine gestures of affection everything becomes banal and mechanical. Without these actions, there is no difference between a girlfriend / wife / girlfriend of the heart and a caregiver. The caregiver has the disadvantage of demanding a salary, but in return does not break balls begging to be kissed or caressed.
Every man should seriously make this assessment and weigh according to their own personal balance the pros and cons of each situation, before passing a hysterical woman who lives senseless rights.
If eventually you decide to stay with a girl, it must be done consciously, knowing that they must accept a complete package . For years women have made mistakes, believing they can change a man, because now people should blindly committing the same mistake? The package woman, "ahivoi, includes headache, in-laws and demands attention.

If all this is stupid I do not know honestly what to do about it. On the other hand seems to us women so stupid that there is one who goes into a frenzy for twelve men in shorts running after the same ball every weekend, instead of taking matters in hand and appear in a Super Tele head, but we accept . Also seems to us that you feel stupid right to loiter in the evening, waiting dinner, when we know that both men and women have worked all day. Although it seems silly to us that the average person just to warm up before a failure or a stolen car. Although it seems silly to us to reach a certain age still think that there is a goblin to find underwear that does the laundry in the drawer magically washed every week. Even many of us seem stupid male attitudes, but there we go on with stoicism and avoid planting a mess every time. It 'so hard to do the same?
Apparently yes. The male mind, in its unsettling logic, there seems to be designed to "accommodate".

Invitation only men to listen to not pathetic excuses to justify this. say you do not feel like it, that are idiots and useless gestures of affection that women are hormonal, but sooner or later you'll get a surprise when we least expect it. Do not say that if there sorprendeste daily surges of your attention would eventually become taken for granted, because I assure you that should go to the daily surprises geological ages before a woman of sound mind puffs in front of the millionth bouquet of flowers.
found itself not an apology, because they offend our and your intelligence, when in an evening with friends laughing and pull out the argument we all pretend to believe.

Staff Writer

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